November 29, 2005

I Hate To Be All Negative…

…but Stephen Harper is a fool!

Canada is not a nation known to rally behind social conservatism. We’re a fairly “small l” liberal bunch.

So what is Stephen Harper’s strategy on this first day of the campaign?

Well, what else? Make known your intentions to reinstate traditional marriage. Good ol’ traditional marriage. Harper shall save it… even though he already lost it… kinda like this coming election… just one day into the campaign. Nice work, captain.

It’s getting hard to even feel sorry for this guy’s lack of political savvy. Any thoughts on when he’ll snap at the first child who tries to touch his finely tailored suit?

Harper, meet Defeat. Again. You’ll find it located within the Jaws of Victory. It’s ready for you snatch it out of there anytime you are ready to. Again.